Feminist stalwart and talk show host Rosie O’Donnell wrestles her inner conservative in the most recent issue of her magazine, extolling patriotism and praising the leadership of President Bush while admitting that she remains flummoxed by her own feelings:

“I really don’t sound like me anymore,” she frets, though her “left-wing liberal friends” assure her that she’ll soon be “back to my old ways, complaining about right-wing conspiracies.”