Get this — a study by the British government took a hard look at England’s emphasis on multiculturalism and discovered that it just isn’t producing loyal British subjects. “Self-segregation,” the study said, “is an unacceptable basis for a harmonious community.” And they even found that it is “essential to agree on some common elements of nationhood.” We’re shocked!

Well, not really. Here’s an idea — let’s give multicultural delusions a rest and try something else. How about E Pluribus Unum?