According to recent reports from across the Atlantic, former President Clinton may have a new way to wile away the post-presidential years: by becoming the Chancellor of Oxford, of course!

Brits love Bill, it seems, and Clinton’s own fond memories of his Oxford days may lead him to consider this top academic appointment. It’s a lifetime position, elected by Oxford graduates, and perhaps a tidy way to rid the States of its scandal-ridden former Executive.

Of course, Clinton would still do what most former presidents do when they exit the White House: fundraising. According to Oxford professor Alan Ryan, “I would love to see Bill Clinton nominated. It would be tremendously good fun and extremely useful if Oxford was going into the fundraising business in a serious fashion.”