Don’t miss John Derbyshire’s exceedingly incorrect Christmas carols on National Review Online. Here are some samples.

God Rest ye Merry Democrats
God rest ye merry Democrats
Let nothing you dismay.
For George Soros your savior
Is here with cash today!
To buy you all more TV ads ‘
Don’t worry, George will pay!
O-oh, tidings of fundraising joy,
Fundraising joy!
O-oh, tidings of fundraising joy.

Deck the Halls
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing of Michael Jackson’s folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Dons he soon his jail apparel,
Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la.
The DA’s got him over a barrel!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Equally sidesplitting (and singable): “The Seven Days of Kwanzaa” and “The Battle Hymn of the Multicultural Republic.” Plus several others. Don’t pass on this this mug of acid-laced eggnog from Derb.