“Fahrenheit 9/11” was transparently full of lies and distortions. It was also one of the most unintentionally funny movies I’ve ever seen. Adding to the pleasure the movie has already brought into my life, I’ve recently discovered that the Ethics and Public Policy Center has produced a guide to the movie. It does a splendid job of cataloguing every lie in the flick, a herculean task. It’s a must read for those of us who want to relive every moment of the flick that helped to George Bush stay in office by convincing the public that his opponents were really, really weird.