In the September issue of Redbook I learned about that you can go to goodfortunes.com, pay 35 bucks and get a dozen cookies emblazoned with the ultrasound image of your baby-to-be. It’s like getting a photo screened onto a birthday cake…but a lot weirder.
The September issue of InStyle is 604 pages long, which I found highly unnecessary. And what article awaits you on the last page? The profound realization that Janet Jackson likes Frosted Flakes and Adidas sneakers. Sigh. I also have to call out the normally fabulous Kayne West for his list of the top five “sexy songs.” Check it out:
1. “Kiss From a Rose” (Seal)
2. “Holding Back the Years” (Simply Red)
3. “Can’t Help Falling in Love” (UB40)
4. “Roxanne” (The Police)
5. “So High” (John Legend)
No, you aren’t mistaken. His number one song really is from the “Batman Forever” soundtrack and he really did put a UB40 song on there. What were you thinking, Kayne? At least Kayne had better taste than whoever voted Clay Aiken as “sexiest crooner” in the magazine’s “Sexy Poll.”