The United Nations takes up obesity today (because apparently people's wobbly bits are more important than …oh, I don't know…famine in Africa and North Korea? Human rights abuses in China?  Extrajudicial killings and kidnappings in Mexico and South America?).  No doubt, the body will discuss the global regulations that should be considered to slim down fat earthlings.

The agenda for today's U.N. meeting and all supporting documentation can be found here.