A funny poll finds the President doesn’t top Americans’ most-wanted for Thanksgiving dinner list:

New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow topped the Nielsen survey with 23 percent, the New York Post reports. Then came Big Bird and Lady Gaga, with Obama at No. 4 with 5 percent of the vote.

Among other results in the poll, 44 percent of respondent named pumpkin as their favorite pie and 41 percent designated Thanksgiving a “stress-free holiday.” Among men, 64 percent said they were most excited about watching football on TV, while 43 percent of women chose the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.